Goodness. Where to start.

Well, I guess I'm slowly but surely coming back around here these days. (To those millions upon bajillions of unlooked messages, I will get to those ... eventually.) What made me change my mind? I'm not quite sure.

Been through some .. rather gnarly/interesting turn of events recently. Can't say I was surprised though, I knew it would happen. It's like having a loose tooth; you pull at it and slowly it begins to tear itself free from the gums where it was held captive, only to realize that it was better off being a leech. Sufficient to say, the rotted tooth in my life is gone. No, it wasn't a relationship that I willingly got into.

You can't choose your parents, unless you're Orphan Annie and you can dance and sing your way into their hearts.

But I can't sing, and my dancing is .. groovy/sub-standard.

So rejoice. The day of Coolmodern is on us yet again.
This whack news is far out, with just a hint of tubular... ness.